Note: Below is a complete playlist of all 16 songs that can be heard in the movie “The Love Guru”. Some of these commercial songs are not included on the official soundtrack album but are used in the movie.
All 16 songs featured in “The Love Guru”:
| Song: | Listen on: |
|---|---|
| "Morning Meditation" by Andrew Mendelson Timestamp: 0:04 | Scene: Opening credits. The camera flies over LA to the Guru's ashram where he plays some guitar type thing. | --- |
| "9 to 5" by Mike Myers Timestamp: 0:04 | Scene: Guru Pitka (Mike Myers) changes from the previous song into this one. He rides an elephant through the building and eats a fresh breakfast. (Song originally by Dolly Parton) |  |
| "Mere Mitwa Mere Meet Re" by Lata Mangeskar and Mohd Rafi Timestamp: 0:17 | Scene: Guru Pitka imagines Jane (Jessica Alba) singing in full Indian regalia as he plays flute and sings. | |
| "Calm Before the Thunder" by Jimmy From Detroit Timestamp: 0:24 | Scene: Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé (Justin Timberlake) pulls up to his house in his car as the Guru and Rajneesh hide behind a bush. | --- |
| "Because You Loved Me" by Celine Dion Timestamp: 0:25 | Scene: Grandé puts on the song and sings along as he massages Prudence (Meagan Good). Outside Guru Pitka is attacked by a rooster. | |
| "Song 2" by Blur Timestamp: 0:35 | Scene: Guru Pitka tells Roanoke (Romany Malko) not to fight as he gets smashed on the ice. Roanoke notices his hands aren't shaking anymore and turns on the style until he's close-lined. | |
| "Big Boi" by B.A.S.K.O. Timestamp: 0:40 | Scene: Plays in the Bentley as Guru Pitka and Roanoke drive to see his mother. Guru Pitka turns it over but Roanoke makes a quip about Driving Miss Daisy and turns it back. | |
| "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen Timestamp: 0:41 | Scene: Plays briefly as Guru Pitka changes track on the car radio. | |
| "Lead Me To You Rock" by Telma Hopkins and TC3 Timestamp: 0:41 | Scene: Guru Pitka and Roanoke arrive at the church as his mother sings with the choir. | |
| "More Than Words" by Mike Myers and Manu Narayan Timestamp: 0:48 | Scene: Jane arrives at the ashram, Guru Pitka and Rajneesh sing the song as Jane watches. | --- |
| "C'est La Vie" by Robbie Nevil Timestamp: 0:55 | Scene: Plays in the club as Grandé sings and dances. | |
| "I Drove All Night" by Celine Dion Timestamp: 0:56 | Scene: Celine Dion plays live in the club. Grandé runs over to the stage. Guru Pitka and Rajneesh serve Prudence at the bar and ask her about Grandé. | |
| "Brimful Of Asha (Norman Cook Remix)" by Cornershop Timestamp: 0:59 | Scene: Game 4. Roanoke puts the leafs in front 2-0. Game 5. Roanoke on fire. Guru Pitka on magazine covers. Game 6. Grandé saves from Roanoke. | |
| "The Star-Spangled Banner" Timestamp: 1:05 | Scene: Roanoke mother performs the national anthem on the ice. | --- |
| "Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing" by Chris Isaak Timestamp: 1:14 | Scene: To elephants make love on the ice rink. | |
| "The Joker" by Mike Myers Timestamp: 1:19 | Scene: Guru Pitka performs on the sand with the help of his friends. Jane joins in and they dance together on the sand. (Song originally by Steve Miller Band) | |
What’s the movie about?
Pitka, an American raised by gurus outside his country, returns to the States to gain a foothold in the self-help business. His first challenge is to sort out the romantic problems and subsequent professional decline of a star field hockey player whose wife has left him for a rival athlete.